As advertising blather becomes the nation’s normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
George Will

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
-Woody Allen

taken from maps.google.com, unmodified

”…only difference, never inequality, only fragments, never conflict.”
taken from maps.google.com, unmodified

The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
-William Gibson

I did not plan to make the Cube.
-Erno Rubik

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
-Ray Bradbury

“The stars are putting on their glittering belts.
They throw around their shoulders cloaks that flash
Like a great shadow’s last embellishment.”

“We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale.” - John Hope

“Deine Reime sind so bfrlluuhmmm, bfrflruhluhmmmmm, wie Elefantenfüsse, patschen rein,
platschen, verblöden, rumpeln, ja, meine sind so feingliedrig,
das ist wie ein Zitterrochen, oooh, mal links, mal rechts, ja,
der bewegt sich im Einklang,..” Adolf Noise